Jokes from him

Scene 1: I was busy cleaning up the kitchen table top, Aaron was sleeping. Maleec was watching tv in my bedroom; then I heard he came down the staircase. 

Maleec: Mummy, cookies please!

Me: No, I'm baking banana muffins for you. and showing him the banana muffins are baking in teh oven)

Maleec: Oh Cake ! Yes

Me: (Grrr! Typical man!)!

Scene 2: I was gardening and the kids were busy trying out the gardening tools. Maleec was digging some earth...

Maleec: Mummy! See, rocks! Gold! (showing me some small rocks in his palm)

Me: Itu rock la sayang. Batu. (If is is gold, the I'll dig till the next day and daddy doesn't have to work anymore).